Sunday, April 22, 2007

Match Report: West Ken Kings v Loko

Sunday 22nd April 2007
James Rettie Cup Semi-Final

West Ken Kings 5 v Lokomotiv Londres FC 0

Season Ends in 30 Minutes of Madness

It ended up being a sad way to end what had been a promising season, however, thirty minutes of comical defended cut short Loko's season a week earlier than hoped.

The squad arrived bristling with confidence an hour before the game, the warm up was good and the preperation could not have been better, with many players making a concerted effort to stay in the night before and prepare properly.

Loko started with Jules in goal, a back four of Nick, Ivan, Pete and Rohan, Dale and Lineker in the centre flanked by Dave H and Peggy, with James and Roger up front. This left Paul and Ismail with places on the bench.

The match started brightly for Loko with everyone first to the ball and winning every challenge they came up against, an early ankle injury to Dale (pictured below) disrupted things slightly, although he managed to shake this off slowly and get back into the game.

Loko once again failed to make early dominance count, when nice build up play between Roger and Dave H ended in the latter through on goal from the right hand side, unfortunately the ball didn't come down quick enough and a snatched shot sailed two yards over the crossbar.

Roger then ran onto a Dale ball over the top but was unable to hit the target again shooting just wide and over the angle of crossbar and post. Kings were occassionally stringing some nice passing together in midfield but were not a threat at any point in the first half, and Jules did not have a save to make.

James and Roger were creating good space up front and on a couple of occassions they were nearly through on goal with only the keeper to beat, however, the ball never seemed to fall kindly for them and the covering defenders were able to come across and prevent anything other than a half chance.

Half-Time West Ken Kings 0 v Loko 0

With a possible thirty minutes extra time to come if the scores were still level, Jules intelligently decided to hold back his substitutes for 10-15 minutes to allow the game to settle into the second half and see how it panned out.

Kings came out for the second half with more intent but were still not providing any real threat in the Loko defence apart from a couple of long range shots from outside the area that gave Julian no troubles at all. Loko again started well and had a lot of possession in and around the Kings penalty area, Lineker (pictured left) was getting forward well and providing support for the front four, with Dale holding a little deeper.

James was working really hard and creating space for Roger to work in, and a foul on Roger on the edge of the Kings area presented a golden opportunity for Dave H to whip in a shot-cum-cross to the back post, however, it was just the right height for the kings keeper to grab before a touch could take it in.

Surprisingly James was taken off to be replaced by Ismail up front on the hour mark, after putting in a really good performance, Dale who had found lots of space in the centre of the park in which to create was unsurprisingly replaced by Paul, as the injury he sustained early on had restricted his movement a little, the ankle now double the size and black and blue.

Loko had been the better team for the first half and the start of the second, however, one lapse in concentration at the back was all that was needed, a long high ball forward from the Kings centre half which was heading directly for Rohan's head, was deflected by Pete (pictured below) stretching backwards straight to their little forward who criminally had no one within 20 yards of him to run through, and nutmeg Jules to open the scoring.

Five minutes later and the contest was over, again a long ball in behind Ivan was latched onto by the little guy who lobbed Jules and with the ball heading for goal, Rohan handballed the ball over the crossbar. This league being a friendly one, an odd decision by the two teams and the referee to allow Rohan to stay on if the penalty was scored, meant that Rohan stayed on, as it was depatched into the bottom corner with Jules getting extremely close to it. It was a an unconventional decision as Rohan should have gone, but fair play to Kings for their generosity.

Goalmouth scrambles got the remaining three goals as Loko time and again failed to clear their lines, and after the second goal Loko never looked an attacking force, as the spirit deserted them Kings made the most of the gifts presented at the back and made Loko pay for this with a resounding defeat.

The first sixty minutes had Loko fans believing they could reach the final, they had edged the possession and clear cut chances and Kings were not in the game as an attacking force, however, two lapses in concentration had cost Loko the game and from 2-0 down the railwaymen never looked like staging a comeback.

The hopes and dreams of Loko's players and staff were ended for another year, but with an improvement in our league position and reaching the semi-finals of the cup for the first time in five years, the future looks very bright indeed.

As the song goes, "...always look on the bright side of life" and to the upcoming Tournoi in Poland as a way of ending the season with some silverware and the title of European Champions.

Final Score West Ken Kings 5 Loko 0

Team Line Up
1. Julian
2. Nick
3. Ivan
4. Pete
5. Rohan
6. Dave W
7. Dave H
8. Dale
9. James
10. Roger (c)
11. Stephen
12. Paul (Replaced Dale 60th Minute)
13. Ismail (Replaced James 60th Minute)

Barnesalona Cup Semi-Final Results
Hendrix FC 4 v Barnes FC 2
Celtic 3 v Real Madras 2
Barnesalona Cup Final Draw
29th April 2007
Barnes Common, 10.30am KO
Celtic v Hendrix FC
James Rettie Cup Semi-Final Other Result
Uncle Bob's FC 2 v South Auckland Rangers 0
James Rettie Cup Final Draw
29th April 2007
Barnes Common, 2.30pm KO
West Ken Kings v Uncle Bob's FC

Friday, April 20, 2007

Big Match Preview: West Ken Kings v Loko

22nd April 2007
James Rettie Cup Semi-Final, 10.30am KO
West Ken Kings v Lokomotiv Londres FC

General
No reports of players being unable to attend this big game, although Stefan (pictured below) is doubtful after obtaining a hamstring injury last weekend.

This Season Head-to-Head
Loko Wins 0
WKK Wins 2
Draws 0

League
01.10.06 West Ken Kings 2 v 1 Loko (Roger) [Match Report]
18.02.07 Loko 1 v 7 West Ken Kings (Roger) [Match Report]

Last Season Head-to-Head
Loko Wins 1
WKK Wins 3
Draws 0

League
05.02.06 West Ken Kings 1 v 2 Loko (Roger 2) [Match Report]
26.02.06 Loko 0 v 2 West Ken Kings [Match Report]

Cup
18.12.05 Loko 2 v 3 West Ken Kings (James, Own Goal) [Match Report]
29.01.06 West Ken Kings 6 v 1 Loko (Roger) [Match Report]

Stat Attack

- Who gives a fuck about stats, lets put in the performance of the season and beat the bastards on Sunday, Up the Loko!!!

Thursday, April 19, 2007

One Or The Other! - James Kavanagh

Sport Questions!!!

FA Cup final or England debut?
FA Cup.

Snooker or darts?
Snooker.

Rugby union or rugby league?
Neither, they both blow beyond comprehension.

Cricket or tennis?
Tennis.

Real Madrid or Barcelona?
Barcelona.

Rangers or Celtic?
Celtic.

Kevin Keegan or Kenny Dalglish?
Kenny Dalglish.

Tiger Woods or Roger Federer?
Roger Federer.

Pele or Maradona?
Maradona.

Television Questions!!!

Coronation Street or Eastenders?
Neither, I have moved on from the world of television.

Tom or Jerry?
Tom, he gave us the laughs.

Phoenix Nights or The Office?
Tie.

Jonathan Ross or Charlotte Church?
I could only fuck her once, she would then annoy the shit out of me. I might get a couple of conversations out of Jon about crap movies.

Gary Lineker or Adrian Chiles?
Adrian.

Trinny or Susannah?
Are they a tranny act?

Star Wars or Star Trek?
Doh! You tell me if anyone says the latter.

Royal Family or Royle Family?
Ditto as above.

Big Brother or X-Factor?
I am still above TV.

Food & Drink Questions!!!

Salt and vinegar or ready salted?
Salt & Vinegar.

Curry or kebab?
Curry all day!

Cheddar or stilton?
Cheddar.

Sunday roast or chicken pasta?
Sunday Roast.

Poached or scrambled eggs?
Never had them poached, who would dare?

Mars or snickers?
A tie.

Bitter or lager?
Neither, I am not a real man...

Red wine or white wine?
Neither am I a lady...

Tea or coffee?
Tea.

Music Questions!!!

Chris Moyles or Terry Wogan?
Terry.

Rock n Roll or R n B?
Rock and or Roll.

Girls Aloud or Sugababes?
Sugarbabes.

Oasis or Blur?
Oasis.

Arctic Monkeys or Kaiser Chiefs?
Arctic Monkeys.

Beatles or Rolling Stones?
Beatles.

Kylie Minogue or sister Danni?
Kylie.

Three Lions or World in Motion?
World in Motion.

Dr Dre or Eminem?
Dr Dre.

Lifestyle Questions!!!

Baby Bentley or Robin Reliant?
Robin Reliant.

Tattoos or piercing?
Tattoo.

Night in with the missus or night out with the lads?
Depends what I have been doing the previous night.

Dog or cat?
Dog.

City or countryside?
City.

Blackpool or Bondi?
Whats Bondi?

Shoes or trainers?
Trainers.

Tracksuit or sharp suit?
Neither.

Pro Evo or Fifa?
Pro.

Pedalo or rowing boat?
Rowing boat... ...that question makes me nervous!!!

Sunday, April 15, 2007

Match Report: Uncle Bob's FC v Loko

Sunday 15th April 2007
Barnesalona Cup

Uncle Bob's FC 1 v Lokomotiv Londres FC 0

Loko Slump To Disappointing Defeat!

At the start of the day the sun was shining bright over the pitches at Barn Elms and a full squad of fourteen arrived knowing that any result other than a defeat would have seen them play weaker opposition in the semi-finals of the cup competition.

The gaffer started with himself in goal, a back four of Paul, Ivan, Nick and Rohan. Peggy and Dave H took to the wings with Dale and Lineker in the centre. The clubs two leading scorers Roger and Stefan again went up front. That left Ismail, Adrian and James on the bench.

As the game started Loko shot out of the blocks, linking up well and creating chances from the start. The games first chance arrived within the first five minutes, Roger (pictured above) was played through one on one with the keeper by a lovely ball from Stefan, the keeper advanced out of his net and Roger drilled the ball past him, but unfortunately also a yard past the far post, it was almost a dream start for the railwaymen.

The game became quite scrappy in the middle of the park and Dave H and Peggy were providing good outlets in the wide positions for the rest of the team, Dale was winning the headers in the centre and Lineker scrapping at the Bob midfield's ankles.

About twenty minutes in Loko created another close chance, Stefan brought the ball off the right touchline in to the box and played the ball across to Dale who turned right, then back left, created half a yard of space and hit the ball just wide of the keepers post from just inside the penalty area. The chances were there for Loko and more composed finishing should have seen them out of sight by this stage.

Uncle Bob's came into the game more towards the latter end of the half and their tricky right winger caused Ivan allsorts of problems, continually using his pace and darting into the box from the right hand side, from one of these runs, he played a ball into the danger area and it landed to one of their players six yards out, who turned it goalwards only for Nick to make an excellent interception on the goal line and get in the way of any follow up, which they blasted over the bar.

Shortly afterwards a Bob corner came in from the right and was headed clear by Dale, the ball came to their small centre midfielder about 25 yards out who hit it towards the top corner, Jules (pictured left) stretching almost full length managed to produce an excellent tip over the crossbar.
The game was very evenly poised with Loko looking to play neat interchanges of football and Bob's looking long to win set pieces from around the penalty area, which is playing to their strengths.

Half Time Uncle Bob's FC 0 v Loko 0

Jules made three half time substitutions, as the weather was approaching a scorching 27 degrees celcius, Ismail replaced Paul, Adrian replaced Dave H, and James came on in place of Stefan who had pulled his hamstring moments before the referee had blown for half-time.

The second half started in a similar fashion to the first with Loko passing the ball around when they had the chance and Bob's looking to go long and exploit a relatively small Loko back line. Bob's had a few throw in's close to the box which Loko dealt with easily, however, when one of these came out of the area, James (pictured right) made a seemingly inoccuious challenge on the edge of the box, shielding the ball from the opposition well, but the referee thought otherwise giving them a free kick.

This turned out to be the deciding factor of the match as the Bob captain and centre half smacked the ball past the wall and past Jules who hardly got chance to move, let alone get near it. All Loko's early chances on goal, which would have changed the shape of the game appeared to come back to haunt them.

Loko took the game by the scruff of the neck and spent the final thirty minutes in and around the Bob's area, with the opposition reduced to hitting long balls over the top and trying to catch Loko on the counter attack, as Loko poured men forward in search of the equaliser.

Adrian and Nick were combining well down the right hand side and creating crossing opportunities, unfortunately that final ball just failed to find the Loko man at the right time and Bob's defence were putting in overtime. Their defence was big and strong and a very organised unit to break down.

Loko almost breached the defence with about twenty minutes to go, Ismail swung in a free kick, just inside their penalty area Roger brought the ball down and laid it off to Dale, who hit the ball towards the bottom corner, it sailed two inches past the post but had it been on target it would have been the equaliser as the keeper never moved from the spot.

Loko still kept pressing, and after Peggy had won Loko's first corner of the half, Dale whipped in the ball to the six yard box where Ivan (pictured left) hammered his header against the crossbar. It just was not to be Loko's day.

Loko played well in spells and created enough chances to have won this game, Bob's were big, strong and very well organised for a team of this standard, and it is no surprise they are going to finish second in the League and more than likely reach the Cup final this season, let us just hope that we can get there as well and gain revenge on the 29th April.

Final Score Uncle Bob's FC 1 v Loko 0

Team Line Up
1. Julian
2. Paul
3. Ivan
4. Nick
5. Rohan
6. Dave W
7. Dave H
8. Dale
9. Stefan
10. Roger (c)
11. Stephen
12. Ismail (Replaced Paul 45th Minute)
13. Adrian (Replaced Dave H 45th Minute)
14. James (Replaced Stefan 45th Minute)

Other Cup Results

Our Group
Celtic 7 v Ladbroke Groovers 3

Other Group
Cosmopolitan FC 1 v Real Madras 1
Hendrix FC 6 v South Auckland Rangers 0
Barnesalona Cup Semi Final Draw (3rd/4th Placed Teams)
21.04.07 Hendrix FC v Barnes FC 10.30am BC
21.04.07 Celtic v Real Madras 2pm BC
James Rettie Cup Semi-Final Draw (1st/2nd Placed Teams)
22.04.07 West Ken Kings v Lokomotiv Londres FC 10.30am BC
22.04.07 Uncle Bob's FC v South Auckland Rangers 2pm BC

Saturday, April 14, 2007

Big Match Preview: Uncle Bob's FC v Loko

15th April 2007
Barnesalona Cup, 10.30am KO
Uncle Bob's FC v Lokomotiv Londres FC

General
The same squad as last week is expected to show with no new additions.


This Season Head-to-Head
Loko Wins 1
Uncle Bob's FC Wins 1
Draws 1

League
03.12.06 Loko 3 v 2 Uncle Bob's FC (Roger 2, Ismail) [Match Report]
14.01.07 Uncle Bob's FC 3 v 1 Loko (Roger) [Match Report]

Cup
19.11.06 Loko 1 v 1 Uncle Bob's FC (Julian) [Match Report]

Last Season Head-to-Head
Loko Wins 1
Uncle Bob's FC Wins 2
Draws 1

League
02.10.05 Uncle Bob's FC 2 v 1 Loko (Samer) [Match Report]
11.12.05 Loko 3 v 3 Uncle Bob's FC (Dave 2, Dale) [Match Report]

Cup
09.10.05 Uncle Bob's FC 2 v 1 Loko (Andreas) [Match Report]
02.04.06 Loko 2 v 0 Uncle Bob's FC (Win by default) [Match Report]

Stat Attack

- If Loko win or draw they will top the group and play Auckland in the semi-final.

- If Bob's win, Loko will play West Ken Kings in the semi-final.

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

One Or The Other! - Ivan Rahal


Sport Questions!!!

FA Cup final or England debut?
England (or France debut) at the age of forty four. Stanley Matthews, eat your heart out.

Snooker or darts?
Judging by the growing belly, got to be darts.

Rugby union or rugby league?
Union for the world cup, league for the money.

Cricket or tennis?
Quite like the sound of those cute little insects on a hot summer day in the south of France.

Real Madrid or Barcelona?
Barca!!!

Rangers or Celtic?
Celtic.

Kevin Keegan or Kenny Dalglish?
As the proud former owner of a hairstyle I can only dream of, it's got to be KK.

Tiger Woods or Roger Federer?
Woods for the bird, Federer for the style.

Pele or Maradona?
Pele for the ability to pull chicks half his age, Maradona for the ability to shoot annoying people and being declared a victim.

Television Questions!!!

Coronation Street or Eastenders?
Corrie: boring!
Eastenders: what a bunch of moaners! Depressing. Whatever happened to the Cockneys' legendary sense of humour?

Tom or Jerry?
Cheeky Jerry.

Phoenix Nights or The Office?
Ricky Gervais rules.

Jonathan Ross or Charlotte Church?
Jonathan for the wits, Charlotte for the tits!

Gary Lineker or Adrian Chiles?
Gary for the goals, Adrian for the unfazed, no-nonsense, witty football fan approach.

Trinny or Susannah?
Get rid of those stuck up pseudo ladies.

Star Wars or Star Trek?
No like.

Royal Family or Royle Family?
Cauliflower Ear Man is a person I greatly admire. Not quite sure about his wish to morph into Camilla's tampon though...

Big Brother or X-Factor?
X-factor, especially the Asian "Judge" weirdo in last year's series who fancied himself as a cross between Jesus Christ and Michael Jackson.

Food & Drink Questions!!!

Salt and vinegar or ready salted?
Kettle Crisps anyday.

Curry or kebab?
No like.

Cheddar or stilton?
Cheddar.

Sunday roast or chicken pasta?
Corn-fed, anti-depressant free, chicken with Italian pasta not purchased from Asda.

Poached or scrambled eggs?
What's wrong with a decent omelette?

Mars or snickers?
That's not chocolate. Belgian chocolate please.

Bitter or lager?
I'm a shandyman. Yes, not very manly but at one's advanced age, one has a very sweet tooth and one needs energy.

Red wine or white wine?
White.

Tea or coffee?
Sweet tea.

Music Questions!!!

Chris Moyles or Terry Wogan?
Radio is for music not verbal diarrhoea men.

Rock n Roll or R n B?
Neither.

Girls Aloud or Sugababes?
Girls Aloud but get rid of the minger (you all know which one).

Oasis or Blur?
When will somebody dare stand up to and give those Oasis morons a good kicking?

Arctic Monkeys or Kaiser Chiefs?
Neither.

Beatles or Rolling Stones?
Both kind of OK.

Kylie Minogue or sister Danni?
Danni - even with the false tits.

Three Lions or World in Motion?
John Barnes is a Rapper's Delight.

Dr Dre or Eminem?
Eminem but that Dr Dre rings a bell, oh well haven't got a clue really.

Lifestyle Questions!!!

Baby Bentley or Robin Reliant?
Brentford dweller would love to drive a decent motor to show off to his chav neigbours but a bit concerned about his rear view mirrors and windscreen, so got to be the latter (second hand just to be safe).

Tattoos or piercing?
Pierced belly button on a taut, tanned bare midriff.

Night in with the missus or night out with the lads?
Night in with the liberal missus and her equally liberal, sexy girlfriends.

Dog or cat?
Maybe the former but with a lot of rice and soy sauce.

City or countryside?
Both.

Blackpool or Bondi?
Let's see: Blackpool lasses with muffin hips or toned and tanned bikini babes? Hard one that!

Shoes or trainers?
Jesus sandals.

Tracksuit or sharp suit?
Bermuda shorts.

Pro Evo or Fifa?
Which one will improve my game? Alright then, pass.

Pedalo or rowing boat?
Depends on the number of slaves at my disposal.

Sunday, April 08, 2007

Happy Easter 2007


Wishing all Lokomotiv Londres FC players a very Happy Easter Weekend!

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

One Or The Other! - Mark Bullock

Sport Questions!!!

FA Cup final or England debut?
FA Cup.

Snooker or darts?
Snooker.

Rugby union or rugby league?
Union.

Cricket or tennis?
Tennis.

Real Madrid or Barcelona?
Real Madrid.

Rangers or Celtic?
Celtic.

Kevin Keegan or Kenny Dalglish?
Dalglish.

Tiger Woods or Roger Federer?
Federer.

Pele or Maradona?
Pele.

Television Questions!!!

Coronation Street or Eastenders?
Neither but forced to Corrie.

Tom or Jerry?
Tom.

Phoenix Nights or The Office?
Phoenix.

Jonathan Ross or Charlotte Church?
Ross.

Gary Lineker or Adrian Chiles?
Lineker.

Trinny or Susannah?
WHO?

Star Wars or Star Trek?
I want to be on board the Millennium Falcon whilst being Capt Kirk.

Royal Family or Royle Family?
I hate both.

Big Brother or X-Factor?
Simon Cowell does it for me.

Food & Drink Questions!!!

Salt and vinegar or ready salted?
Salt and Vingar McCoy's.

Curry or kebab?
Both are Satan's love handles, can I not have Thai?

Cheddar or stilton?
Only like melted cheese on a Pizza.

Sunday roast or chicken pasta?
ROAST ROAST ROAST (Can you get Pasta made from chickens then?)

Poached or scrambled eggs?
Scrambled.

Mars or snickers?
Mmm Chocolate... Snickers.

Bitter or lager?
I'm never bitter about my larger.

Red wine or white wine?
Red.

Tea or coffee?
Morning Coffee/Tea Evening.

Music Questions!!!

Chris Moyles or Terry Wogan?
Moyles.

Rock n Roll or R n B?
Yo smack my bling and shoot my kids! Rock n Roll!

Girls Aloud or Sugababes?
All in the same bed would suit me fine.

Oasis or Blur?
Blur.

Arctic Monkeys or Kaiser Chiefs?
Kaiser but both rather unoriginal.

Beatles or Rolling Stones?
Stones as they somehow managed to stay alive.

Kylie Minogue or sister Danni?
They can join me with Sugar Babes and Girls Aloud.

Three Lions or World in Motion?
I didn't like the witch when I was a kid or the unnecessary use of fur in the wardrobe... OH! Misread the question... Three Lions.

Dr Dre or Eminem?
Eminem.

Lifestyle Questions!!!

Baby Bentley or Robin Reliant?
I only ever had one driving lesson.

Tattoos or piercing?
The Tattoo at Edinburgh was most impressive.

Night in with the missus or night out with the lads?
How about night out with the lads then come home and be in the missus?

Dog or cat?
I cannot tell you how much I loathe CATS!!

City or countryside?
It can be rather Smokey at my mums cottage in the winter.

Blackpool or Bondi?
Erm hello...! Blackpool is full of those common Northern... cough splutter...

Shoes or trainers?
Diesel Trainers... kinda in between.

Tracksuit or sharp suit?
Sharp Suit.

Pro Evo or Fifa?
Fifa as the other one is way too difficult!

Pedalo or rowing boat?
Is life a dream? Very profound song.

Sunday, April 01, 2007

Match Report: Loko v Cosmopolitan FC

Sunday 1st April 2007
Barnesalona League

Lokomotiv Londres FC 6 v Cosmopolitan FC 0

Cosmo Hit For Six By Rampant Loko

Another polished performance against the league's bottom side ensured that Loko finished in fourth position, four points clear of fifth, which is a place higher than last season.

Jules returned in goal and as Pete did not appear and Rohan started as sub, a makeshift back four of Paul, Ismail, Nick and Ivan took to the field. The midfield started with Dale and Adrian in the centre, with Peggy on the left and Dave H on the right. Up front was Stefan and Roger. Lineker made a welcome return to the subs bench alongside Rohan.

The game started brightly and Loko got into their stride from the off, the defence looking solid with the midfield winning the early challenges. Roger led the line as usual with Stefan dropping a little deeper to create in the hole between the defence and midfield of the opposition.

Peggy and Dave H both had early shots which whistled over the bar and Adrian and Dale were pushing forward when the opportunity arose. The first goal arrived about 20 minutes in, Peggy played Roger in down the left hand side of the box, he skinned his man by the touchline and floated the ball to the far post where Stefan (pictured above) had the easiest goal of the season to head in from two yards.

This galvanised Loko who went in search of the second, Adrian had two long range attempts both rising just enough to clear the crossbar, some good interplay down the left between Adrian and Peggy saw the latter lay the ball across the edge of the penalty box where Dale drove a ball which skimmed the top of the crossbar.

Cosmo came into the game a little more towards the end of the half and won a handful of corners, and from one of these Paul on the near post misjudged the flight and handled on the line. The referee awarded a penalty, the striker strode up to the ball and struck it firmly out of Julians reach, but unfortunately for him the ball smacked the outside of the upright and bounced away to safety.

Almost immediately Loko made the leagues newest team pay. Roger had run the channel well and proceeded to win a corner. He took this short with Peggy who floated a ball to the back post, where Stefan headed home from a distance four yards this time, it was an almost identical finish to the first.

There was not time for much more action, and after a few minutes of a midfield tussle the referee blew for half time.

Half Time Loko 2 v Cosmopolitan FC 0

The gaffer made some changes at half-time, Dave W replaced Adrian, and Rohan came on in place of Ivan at left back. The message was to produce much of the same and ensure that we did not sit back now we had a two goal cushion.

The response was what the manager was after, as Loko dominated the second half in terms of possession and chances. It didn't take long for the third goal to arrive, the ball bounced up inside the centre circle just inside Loko's half, Dale (pictured left) challenged his Cosmo counterpart and came away with the ball and advanced into the oppositions half. With the defenders backing away and Dale ahead of the Cosmo midfield he kept advancing to around 35 yards from goal and hit a sweetly struck shot into the top corner.

Cosmopolitan heads had now dropped and a fourth goal followed shortly after, a mazy run from midfield and a good one-two saw Peggy (pictured below) run through on goal, round the keeper and score an excellent goal. Similar to the one he scored against these three weeks ago.

The game opened up now and Loko made space aplenty down both flanks, with Dave H making the most of the space he was afforded down the right flank. He sent in a number of crosses that could have ended up in the back of the net, the most notable being a superb right wing delivery for Stefan to head wide as he was stretching a little too much. It would have been an easier chance for Dale at the far post but Stefan did not hear the call from the midfielder.

The fifth goal arrived with around 20 minutes left, Dale won the ball in midfield, he laid the ball off to Dave on the right flank, he knocked the ball inside to Stefan, who laid the ball through for Roger (pictured below) to run onto and hit the ball into the bottom corner, a superbly worked goal from a now confident team.

Roger was still creating space in the wings and many of the Loko midfield were now bombing forward hoping the crosses would land at their feet.The sixth goal came as a result of good pressure. Dale pressured their centre midfielder in the centre of the park who laid the ball back to the edge of the box, Dale continued pressuring and forced the defender into a mistake, as the ball ran loose the defender hacked at Dale's legs and brought him to the floor, however, Roger picked up the loose ball and slid it neatly past the keeper for number six.

It was a good performance and finished the League campaign off in style, however, the season really begins now as we face Uncle Bob's in our last cup group game, that we must avoid defeat in to ensure our semi-final is played against South Auckland Rangers, then hopefully the final.

Final Score Loko 6 v Cosmopolitan FC 0

Team Line Up
1. Julian
2. Paul
3. Ivan
4. Ismail
5. Nick
6. Adrian
7. Dave H
8. Dale
9. Stefan
10. Roger (c)
11. Stephen
12. Dave W (Replaced Adrian 45th Minute)
13. Rohan (Replaced Ivan 45th Minute)

Goals
Stefan (2)
20th Minute - Roger got to the byline and floated a ball to the back post for Stefan to head in.
40th Minute - Peggy crossed from the right hand side of the box for Stefan to nod in from close range.
Dale (1)
55th Minute - He won the ball in a midfield tussle, advanced to 35 yards out and struck the ball into the top corner
Stephen (1)
60th Minute - A mazy run from midfield with a neat one-two enabled him to run through on goal and round the keeper.
Roger (2)
75th Minute - A great passing build up saw Stefan send Roger through and he hammered it into the bottom corner.
80th Minute - Dale pressurised the centre midfielder and then defender into a mistake, enabling Roger to pick up the pieces and slide the ball home past the keeper.

Other League Results
Hendrix FC 2 v Uncle Bob's FC 3
Ladbroke Groovers 4 v Real Madras 1
South Auckland Rangers 1 v Celtic 7
West Ken Kings 6 v Barnes FC 2

Lokomotiv Londres FC Final League Position: 4th

April Fixtures 2007

Sunday 1st April 2007
Barnesalona League
Pitch 2
Lokomotiv Londres FC v Cosmopolitan FC

Result: Won 6-0

Sunday 8th April 2007

No Game Scheduled.

Sunday 15th April 2007
Barnesalona Cup
Pitch 3
Uncle Bob's FC v Lokomotiv Londres FC

Result: Lost 1-0

Sunday 22nd April 2007
James Rettie Cup Semi-Final
Barnes Common
West Ken Kings v Lokomotiv Londres FC

Result: Lost 5-0