One Or The Other! - James Kavanagh

Sport Questions!!!

FA Cup final or England debut?
FA Cup.

Snooker or darts?
Snooker.

Rugby union or rugby league?
Neither, they both blow beyond comprehension.

Cricket or tennis?
Tennis.

Real Madrid or Barcelona?
Barcelona.

Rangers or Celtic?
Celtic.

Kevin Keegan or Kenny Dalglish?
Kenny Dalglish.

Tiger Woods or Roger Federer?
Roger Federer.

Pele or Maradona?
Maradona.

Television Questions!!!

Coronation Street or Eastenders?
Neither, I have moved on from the world of television.

Tom or Jerry?
Tom, he gave us the laughs.

Phoenix Nights or The Office?
Tie.

Jonathan Ross or Charlotte Church?
I could only fuck her once, she would then annoy the shit out of me. I might get a couple of conversations out of Jon about crap movies.

Gary Lineker or Adrian Chiles?
Adrian.

Trinny or Susannah?
Are they a tranny act?

Star Wars or Star Trek?
Doh! You tell me if anyone says the latter.

Royal Family or Royle Family?
Ditto as above.

Big Brother or X-Factor?
I am still above TV.

Food & Drink Questions!!!

Salt and vinegar or ready salted?
Salt & Vinegar.

Curry or kebab?
Curry all day!

Cheddar or stilton?
Cheddar.

Sunday roast or chicken pasta?
Sunday Roast.

Poached or scrambled eggs?
Never had them poached, who would dare?

Mars or snickers?
A tie.

Bitter or lager?
Neither, I am not a real man...

Red wine or white wine?
Neither am I a lady...

Tea or coffee?
Tea.

Music Questions!!!

Chris Moyles or Terry Wogan?
Terry.

Rock n Roll or R n B?
Rock and or Roll.

Girls Aloud or Sugababes?
Sugarbabes.

Oasis or Blur?
Oasis.

Arctic Monkeys or Kaiser Chiefs?
Arctic Monkeys.

Beatles or Rolling Stones?
Beatles.

Kylie Minogue or sister Danni?
Kylie.

Three Lions or World in Motion?
World in Motion.

Dr Dre or Eminem?
Dr Dre.

Lifestyle Questions!!!

Baby Bentley or Robin Reliant?
Robin Reliant.

Tattoos or piercing?
Tattoo.

Night in with the missus or night out with the lads?
Depends what I have been doing the previous night.

Dog or cat?
Dog.

City or countryside?
City.

Blackpool or Bondi?
Whats Bondi?

Shoes or trainers?
Trainers.

Tracksuit or sharp suit?
Neither.

Pro Evo or Fifa?
Pro.

Pedalo or rowing boat?
Rowing boat... ...that question makes me nervous!!!