One Or The Other! - Mark Bullock

Sport Questions!!!

FA Cup final or England debut?
FA Cup.

Snooker or darts?
Snooker.

Rugby union or rugby league?
Union.

Cricket or tennis?
Tennis.

Real Madrid or Barcelona?
Real Madrid.

Rangers or Celtic?
Celtic.

Kevin Keegan or Kenny Dalglish?
Dalglish.

Tiger Woods or Roger Federer?
Federer.

Pele or Maradona?
Pele.

Television Questions!!!

Coronation Street or Eastenders?
Neither but forced to Corrie.

Tom or Jerry?
Tom.

Phoenix Nights or The Office?
Phoenix.

Jonathan Ross or Charlotte Church?
Ross.

Gary Lineker or Adrian Chiles?
Lineker.

Trinny or Susannah?
WHO?

Star Wars or Star Trek?
I want to be on board the Millennium Falcon whilst being Capt Kirk.

Royal Family or Royle Family?
I hate both.

Big Brother or X-Factor?
Simon Cowell does it for me.

Food & Drink Questions!!!

Salt and vinegar or ready salted?
Salt and Vingar McCoy's.

Curry or kebab?
Both are Satan's love handles, can I not have Thai?

Cheddar or stilton?
Only like melted cheese on a Pizza.

Sunday roast or chicken pasta?
ROAST ROAST ROAST (Can you get Pasta made from chickens then?)

Poached or scrambled eggs?
Scrambled.

Mars or snickers?
Mmm Chocolate... Snickers.

Bitter or lager?
I'm never bitter about my larger.

Red wine or white wine?
Red.

Tea or coffee?
Morning Coffee/Tea Evening.

Music Questions!!!

Chris Moyles or Terry Wogan?
Moyles.

Rock n Roll or R n B?
Yo smack my bling and shoot my kids! Rock n Roll!

Girls Aloud or Sugababes?
All in the same bed would suit me fine.

Oasis or Blur?
Blur.

Arctic Monkeys or Kaiser Chiefs?
Kaiser but both rather unoriginal.

Beatles or Rolling Stones?
Stones as they somehow managed to stay alive.

Kylie Minogue or sister Danni?
They can join me with Sugar Babes and Girls Aloud.

Three Lions or World in Motion?
I didn't like the witch when I was a kid or the unnecessary use of fur in the wardrobe... OH! Misread the question... Three Lions.

Dr Dre or Eminem?
Eminem.

Lifestyle Questions!!!

Baby Bentley or Robin Reliant?
I only ever had one driving lesson.

Tattoos or piercing?
The Tattoo at Edinburgh was most impressive.

Night in with the missus or night out with the lads?
How about night out with the lads then come home and be in the missus?

Dog or cat?
I cannot tell you how much I loathe CATS!!

City or countryside?
It can be rather Smokey at my mums cottage in the winter.

Blackpool or Bondi?
Erm hello...! Blackpool is full of those common Northern... cough splutter...

Shoes or trainers?
Diesel Trainers... kinda in between.

Tracksuit or sharp suit?
Sharp Suit.

Pro Evo or Fifa?
Fifa as the other one is way too difficult!

Pedalo or rowing boat?
Is life a dream? Very profound song.