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Player Profile: Steve Martin

Name: Steve Martin
Age: 31
Position: Gk / Def CL

Q. What scared you most as a child?
A: The local village tramp

Q. Who did you support as a child and who were you favourite players?
A: Southampton - Mick 'The Windmill' Channon

Q.What's the funniest thing that has happened to you during a match?
A: Well - funniest for everyone else watching : Throwing up all over the goalposts the morning after a very big night (and no, it wasn't whilst playing for Loko)

Q. What's the worst thing anyone has ever done or said to you?
A: My Dad once told me Santa wasn't real...cried for days after that (was 29 at thetime)

Q. What makes you laugh and why?
A: Loko's defence...it's like going to the circus

Q. What talent do you wish you had?
A: The ability to play in goal... (Ed: Oh Shit!)

Q. What is your best physical feature?
A: None - I'm abnormal

Q. What do you most dislike about your physical apperance?
A: My girls feet (I'm a size 6-7)

Q. How do you think other people see you?
A: As a bad keeper

Q. And how do you see yourself?
A: As a really bad keeper

Q. What do you consider your biggest attribute as a player?
A: The ability to stand up - not a common thing in Sunday league footy

Q. What is your favourite way of relaxing?
A: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......

Q. Who do you knock around with from Loko and why?
A. Paul Richardson & Steve Whitely (they foolishly gave me their phone numbers)

Thanks to Mr "Reliable" Martin for his answers.