Age: 31
Position: Gk / Def CL
Q. What scared you most as a child?
A: The local village tramp
Q. Who did you support as a child and who were you favourite players?
A: Southampton - Mick 'The Windmill' Channon
Q.What's the funniest thing that has happened to you during a match?
A: Well - funniest for everyone else watching : Throwing up all over the goalposts the morning after a very big night (and no, it wasn't whilst playing for Loko)
Q. What's the worst thing anyone has ever done or said to you?
A: My Dad once told me Santa wasn't real...cried for days after that (was 29 at thetime)
Q. What makes you laugh and why?
A: Loko's defence...it's like going to the circus
Q. What talent do you wish you had?
A: The ability to play in goal... (Ed: Oh Shit!)
Q. What is your best physical feature?
A: None - I'm abnormal
Q. What do you most dislike about your physical apperance?
A: My girls feet (I'm a size 6-7)
Q. How do you think other people see you?
A: As a bad keeper
Q. And how do you see yourself?
A: As a really bad keeper
Q. What do you consider your biggest attribute as a player?
A: The ability to stand up - not a common thing in Sunday league footy
Q. What is your favourite way of relaxing?
A: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......
Q. Who do you knock around with from Loko and why?
A. Paul Richardson & Steve Whitely (they foolishly gave me their phone numbers)
Thanks to Mr "Reliable" Martin for his answers.
