BREAKING NEWS!!!
Mark Bullock, aged 31 and from Waterloo, London was extremely upset this morning at accusations by journalist extrodinaire Rohan Tesh.
It was alleged in the Match Report dated 22nd January 2006, titled Hendrix FC v Loko, that:
"Loko didn’t relax immediately after the second goal; no, that error happened later. They pushed for a third, and a great chance went begging after Mark, requiring only to beat the keeper from two yards, tripped over a wah-wah pedal that one of the opposition had dropped and scuffed the ball into the keeper’s arms."
Mr Bullock emailed the editor of Lokomotiv Londres FC News this morning and made a complete tit out of himself, claiming he was up-ended from behind (Ed: yeah, right!) and that no one ever mentioned his great touch's (Ed: I'm laughing so hard I could cry!).
His full response was as follows:
"Not sure about the chance at Goal.
As no one noticed I was up-ended from behind as I shot the ball slightly putting me off my shot...
Everyone misses the small things like - 'Mark taking a high ball down under his foot from Ismail turning and feeding Roger in midfield in one fluent movement.'
'Mark flicking down a perfectly weighted ball for James to hit on the half-volley but he scuffed the shot'
They always remember the misses! (Ed: Because there are so many to remember!)
'Mark twisting a player making a brillant left-foot cross and narrowly being intercepted by the keeper'
'Mark with the outside of his boot crossing a inch perfect cross to Nick on the left wing'
'Mark moaning as usual about his back, having to be Substituted and moaning some more about running all over the place'
ha ha"
Mark my good friend, I think we all definately agree on your last point.
Further, it it anticipated that Rohan Tesh was today bracing himself for a libel action in the civil courts. More to follow shortly.
