Age: 31
Position: Att Mid C / Att RCL
Q. What scared you most as a child?
A. The witch in Chorton and the Wheelies.
Q. Who did you support as a child and who were you favourite players?
A. Spurs - Glenn Hoddle and Kenny Daglish (though of course he was playing for Liverpool)
Q.What's the funniest thing that has happened to you during a match?
A. Shouting at a Ref and calling him a deaf bastard then being sent off because he had a hearing aid.
Q. What's the worst thing anyone has ever done or said to you?
A. In a match or life in general?
In a match - My Old Headmaster said in a match 'My granny can do better than you Bullock!'
In life - my ex-wife telling me she was having an affair with a guy called Mark - my reply was 'Well least you didn't get confused in bed.' Then of course I divorced her!
Q. What makes you laugh and why?
A. My life - it constantly throws up things and I never take any of them too seriously.
Q. What talent do you wish you had?
A. To travel in time so I could make a fortune!
Q. What is your best physical feature?
A. My gorgeous brown eyes OR the girls like my sexy footballing legs.
Q. What do you most dislike about your physical apperance?
A. My teeth could have done with not having a football boot in them when I was 14.
Q. How do you think other people see you?
A. Off-Pitch - Funny, Charming, Witty, Warm and generous /On-Pitch - Loud, Annoying, Moany, Moody.
Q. And how do you see yourself?
A. Generous, Witty, Charming and completely distant from reality.
Q. What do you consider your biggest attribute as a player?
A. Always being first at the ground 'cause my train times are annoying OR Pace and Finishing (though i'm yet to prove that to the post 03/04 team.)
Q. What is your favourite way of relaxing?
A. Red Wine, Food and a DVD.
Q. Who do you knock around with from Loko and why?
A. Not done much other than holiday - though Andy and Dale were a good laugh on last Tournoi.
Thanks to Mark, and another profile will follow shortly.
