Sunday, February 26, 2006

Match Report - Loko v West Ken Kings

Sunday 26th February 2006
Barnesalona League

Lokomotiv Londres FC 0 v West Ken Kings 2

Last time these sides met Loko upset the cart with a hard-fought 2-1 win. However this time Loko took to the field without Roger Barnes-Barrington, scorer of both goals in the famous victory; those fans of the stationmasters who had feared that their team would therefore lack a cutting edge up front were sadly proved right. The Old Kings dominated proceedings from start to finish and, despite never hitting top gear, were unlucky to finish with only two goals.

With the sun out (ish) a brimming squad of fifteen turned up at Barnes, all hoping for a game. To accommodate the demand both manager Jules and assistant Rohan retreated to the bench. Steve Martin returned to play in goal, hoping to nail down the number 1 shirt in the run-up to the Tournoi. Pete and Paul played centre half, with Nick and Christophe as full backs. Dale and Adrian started in the centre, flanked by Ismail at left mid and Dave on the right. Mark returned to partner James up front. Joining the management on the side were Doug, Stefan and Stephane, who despite the strapping seems to have finally overcome his knee injury.

As Loko warmed up one of the King’s men came over, seemingly to join in the stretching. However he actually bore the news that one of the refs had failed to show and that league chairman Cedric had selected Kings-Loko as the match most capable of governing itself. One of the WKK lads generously took charge of the first half and Jules kindly did likewise for the second. With the situation as it was, both sets of players resolved to make it as good-natured a match as possible.

When proceedings eventually began, Loko charged upfield and enjoyed a three-minute spell of pressure, their last of the match. A series of throw-ins and corners yielded nothing more potent than a soft shot from Christophe that was easily caught by the keeper.

The tide soon turned and Kings piled forward. They created many good chances but somehow the scoresheet remained blank. Their forward lofted a tame shot into Steve’s hands and many other long range shots flew high, wide or both. Clear-cut chances were rare though, despite Loko looking lacklustre when clearing their lines. Whenever Loko broke, the ball just wouldn’t stick up front despite Mark and James gamely chasing everything.

Kings concentrated their attacks down Loko’s left flank, leaving Dave with plenty of room on the right wing that he was unable to exploit due to lack of possession. On the one occasion when he did manage to get to the line and float in a cross there was no one in the centre to meet it. The Royals though were causing problems as Christophe was constantly dragged out of position at left back. Jules swapped Chris and Ismail over in a bid to counter this but both of them were pegged back.

Kings created their best chance when a low shot from the small guy up front was parried low at his near post by Steve. The ball span out invitingly to the feet of a Kings player, who managed to screw his shot across goal from two yards out which allowed a Loko defender to come across and block. The ball then fell neatly at the feet of another King, who also managed to fluff his lines with the goal utterly at his mercy. However they actually came closest to scoring when Pete almost put a perfect lob over Steve’s head – the lively Loko vet tipped it wide in superb Dykstra fashion.




Quite how Loko managed to survive with a clean sheet until half time is beyond me.

Half Time Loko 0 v West Ken Kings 0

At the break Jules called all the players over to the touchline. He was clearly tired of saying the same things every week, but still it remained that Loko’s failings were the same as ever – a basic lack of team aggression and fitness. The league and cup may well be gone but first team spots for the tournoi are still there to be fought for, so commitment to the game should be as standard. At least Jules had the luxury of four subs with which to try to shake up the game; Dougie came on for Nick, Rohan for Ismail at left back, Stephane for Christophe and Stefan for Mark.

The defence seemed stronger for the changes and Kings created fewer chances in the second half. Possession was also more equally shared, although once again Loko never once looked like scoring. I seem to recall a shot trickling wide but can’t remember whose it was. Any takers?

Meanwhile Kings finally broke the deadlock following a floated cross from Loko’s right. It drifted in towards the near post and a strong gust of wind wrong-footed Steve and he was unable to claw it out. Loko heads went down but there was no discernible difference to the match. Kings continued to press without any great urgency and they scored their second when the small guy, running through onto yet another long punt, left Doug and Paul staring at each other and finished well past Steve’s block and Rohan’s diving head.

And finish it they did with no scares. As Dale said: a match to forget. Ole, ole ole ole….

Final Score Loko 0 v West Ken Kings 2

Manager Julian Milne's comments:

"Not a performance that will live long in the memory. A few too many players seemed to be just going through the motions and although the scoreline suggests a tight match I never felt we had enough sustained pressure or possession in their half to really trouble them. Some decent individual performances but as a team our progression has reached a ceiling because we never have the same team week in week out. The understanding that would ordinarily develop between players is stunted by this and any continuity thwarted.

We certainly have a lot of people wanting to play for the club which is nice to see and on a certain level that is the most important thing. We can field a team each week and without a trophy to gun for we must focus on enjoying our football as (hopefully) the weather starts to improve and we can start looking forward to playing in this year’s Tournoi."

Team Line Up
1. Steve M
2. Nick M
3. Christophe
4. Pete
5. Paul D (c)
6. Adrian
7. Dave
8. Dale
9. James
10. Mark
11. Ismail
12.Doug (Replaced Nick M 45th Minute)
13. Rohan (Replaced Ismail 45th Minute)
14. Stephane (Replaced Christophe 45th Minute)
15. Stefan (Replaced Mark 45th Minute)

Match Report provided by Rohan Tesh.

Thursday, February 23, 2006

Captain's Corner - February 2006

This is Paul's mid-month installment:

"As we approach the last half dozen games of the season, it’s something of a crunch-time for us right now. We’ve put ourselves in a good position to achieve the target of a top half finish.

We’ve shown our quality and potential, as demonstrated when finally achieving a victory against West Ken Kings. However, the 4-0 reverse against Celtic brought our long unbeaten league run to an end and we know our form in the cup competition has been poor.

Clearly we mustn’t allow the poor results we’ve experienced recently to damage our confidence and judging by our comeback victory against Madras, it’s fair to say we’ve managed to retain confidence and belief.

We are a very capable team, as we’ve shown, but must be mindful that we are treading a fine line between success and disappointment.

An unbeaten run between now and the end of the season is not unrealistic. Of course we must respect our opponents in every game regardless of league position but at the same time have desire and confidence to win every game.

So, let’s be positive and maintain the high standards we’ve set. That means the level achieved against WKK (2-1 victory) or the second half against Madras. That’s what we’re capable of and that’s the way it should be."

Sunday, February 19, 2006

Match Report - Madras v Loko

Sunday 19th February 2006
Barnesalona League

Madras 2 v Lokomotiv Londres FC 4

A great comeback in horrid conditions on Sunday saw Loko eventually beat a Jekyll and Hyde Madras team by four goals to two. Despite the crazily charged atmosphere created by the turbulent elements and the presence of both Police and Ambulance following SW6’s latest contribution to the Barnesalona spirit, the match was a thoroughly enjoyable and friendly affair throughout.

As the players warmed up they were harried by a bitter wind that was married to heavy rain the moment the match began. The pitch quickly became a quagmire that made the surface for the Celtic game look like the hallowed turf at Kingsmeadow. Slide tackles were the order of the day, naturally, but the passing on display from both teams was of a remarkably high quality in the circumstances. Loko lined up with Ismail in goal, Rohan, Pete, Paul and Ivan in defence, and a midfield of Adrian, Dale, Jules and Christophe. James and Roger B-B started in attack. Dave and Nick began the game on the bench, and were subsequently joined there by Stefan.


(Scorers Left to Right: Dave, Julian and James)

It was your classic ‘classic game of two halves’. Madras began the brighter of the two sides, knocking the ball about with confidence and exploiting the huge space between Loko’s defence and midfield. Ismail’s goal survived numerous scares, including a powerful drive that hit the bar, before the deadlock was broken after about 15 minutes. A simple long throw was flicked on into the six-yard box, and the Madras centre forward managed to get across Dale and gently head the ball across goal and into the net.

It wasn’t long before the lead was doubled. Despite a reasonable common effort from Loko to close down Madras’ attractive attacks they continued to look dangerous. What had been on the cards became hard currency when another slick move ended with the ball passed into the net as the Loko defence, dragged all over the place, struggled to keep its shape.

It could have been worse; Madras dominated right up to half time, and almost scored a third when a corner was headed down towards the far past, a position that Rohan had for some reason vacated prematurely. Luckily for the full back he managed to stick out a leg and glance it wide. Loko trotted over to the touchline at the break asking themselves how Madras had only managed to gather four points all season.

Half Time Madras 2 v Loko 0

Their answer came in the second half. After a brief but ‘to the point’ talk from Jules, in which he refused to be riled by his charges’ incompetence, Loko came out and took the fight straight to the curry eaters. Perhaps they had over-indulged the night before and the vindaloos were coming back to haunt them; in any case Madras folded like a pack of cards when Loko finally got a grip on the game. Adrian moved to left wing, with Dave taking his place on the right and Christophe making way. Nick replaced Ivan at left back.

The engine drivers signaled their intent soon after the interval, when Roger Barnes-Barrington struck the crossbar with a good snap shot. As in the first half, this heralded a series of attacks that brought about the goals. Jules bagged the first, and his first of the season, on about 55 minutes, with a great looping shot from 25 yards that went over the keeper’s head with some pace. Good strike!

The second and third goals, both of which were greeted with wild cheers as Loko first drew level and then went ahead, were brainchildren of the same architects and executioners. Both involved great work from Roger charging down the right and knocking an inviting ball across the face of the goal; James tucked both neatly away at the far post. The ultimate goal poacher applauded the fans as he jogged off to allow Stefan a crack.

I don’t know what exactly caused the complete turnaround, but certainly Dale and Jules bossed the centre thoroughly, whereas Madras had lost their Mojo. They still came at the Loko back line, but by now their passes were easily cut out. Clearly a team used to losing (boy do we know about that), their shoulders slumped the minute Loko equalized, and from that moment it seemed as though there could only be one outcome.

Dave put the seal on a fine comeback about five minutes from time after good work from Jules in the middle. After turning his man inside out the boss played a simple pass to the right winger, who ran unopposed into the box before sending a fierce shot across the keeper which cannoned in off the far post before hitting the back of the net.

Good stuff in the end from Loko, although they made heavy weather of it. And fair play to Madras; a very pleasant bunch of chaps they are too.

Final Score Madras 2 v Loko 4

Manager Julian Milne's comments:

"Well, so much to take from the game both good and bad. There are two sides to the team and we certainly got to see both extremes on Sunday.

Several key issues -

- We have a tendency to play better in the second half of matches. We need to start with a better tempo and not let the impetus of our performances be determined by psychological factors induced by conceding a goal or being behind. (Or fitness factors I might add)

- We need a more consistent standard of performance. One week poor, the next on fire. One half great and one half bad. Fluctuating levels of performances can to a certain extent be explained by variants such as player availability and preparation, but when the fluctuation occurs in the same match with the same players there are perhaps other elements at play.

- If we get to half time against WKK on Sunday 2-0 down we will lose.

Right now for some positives!

- The second half produced the best football since I have become manager.

- The passing was great, the understanding between the players was excellent and our finishing top notch. But you cannot disassociate creative play and work rate. Every one fought for every ball and the commitment was exceptional. Dale was a different player in the second half, commanding the game with his physical presence and range of passing. He wasn't alone. James was outstanding. His first touch effortless and his link up play providing the perfect foil for Roger's electric runs in behind the back four. His two goals were well deserved. We saw how much we miss Dave when he is not playing and he really made a difference in the second half. That is just to pick out a few individuals but in reality everyone played really well for 45mns.

- The last and perhaps most important point to make is in relation to team spirit. We were being outplayed in the first half pure and simple and it was nice to see that we didn't implode or degenerate in our behaviour. That would have undermined any attempts to turn the match round and is a perfect example of how a mature team can deal with frustration and turn it into a positive. The team showed its character today. Well done lads.

Man of the match: James (Pictured)"

Team Line Up
1. Ismail
2. Rohan
3. Ivan
4. Pete
5. Paul D (c)
6. Julian
7. Adrian
8. Dale
9. James
10. Roger
11. Christophe
12. Nick M (Replaced Ivan 45th Minute)
13. Dave (Replaced Christophe 45th Minute)

Goals:
Julian (1)
55th Minute - A ball broke lose on the edge of the area and Jules flighted the ball over the keeper from 20 yards.
James (2)
75th Minute - A lovely ball across the area was turned in at the back post.
80th Minute - Another ball across the area was hit home from the back side of the six yard box.
Dave (1)
85th Minute - Julian fed Dave a ball in behind the full back which he latched onto and hammered the ball across the goalkeeper and in off the post.

Match Report to be provided by Rohan Tesh.

Hungary Tournoi - June 2006

Thurs 1st to Tues 6th June 2006
Pecs and Budapest, Hungary


It is that time again, Tournoi time!

This years tournament is being held in Pecs, Hungary after a successful and excellent tournoi held by the Spanish last year (Spain 2005 Photo's and Report can be found in the June 2005 archive on the right hand side of the page).

This is an excellent chance for Sun, Football and Beer, what more could a man want!

The countries represented will be Spain, France, Belguim, Italy, Switzerland, Hungary, Austria and of course ourselves England. There will be two groups of four teams playing each other once. The top two in each group advances to the semi-finals, with the winners moving on to the final.

14th International Old Boys Tournoi – Pecs, Hungary

(Cost of the package is below the programme – note the changes)

The official programme for the Tournoi is as follows:

Thursday

17:35 Arrival in Pécs
19.00 Dinner in the hotel
21.30 Ceremonial draw
22.30 Bar at the hotel

Friday

07.00 - 10.00 Breakfast self service
09.00 - 16.00 Football
17.30 Departure to Siklós (it situated about 30 km from Pecs)
(http://www.travelblog.org/Europe/Hungary/Siklos/blog-501.html)
18.30 Spectacle of Hungarian cavalrymen (Hussars) (http://www.magyarhuszar.hu/)
19.30 Dinner in renaissance style at the castle of Siklós
21.30 Return transfer to Pécs

Saturday

07.00 - 10.00 Breakfast self service
09.00 - 16.00 Football
17.00-19.00 Free time
19.00 Awards Ceremony, Banquet in the hotel or near the hotel

Sunday

07.00 - 10.00 breakfast self service

Other Days are Optional

Prices.

There have been some adjustments to the prices since they were last outlined.
Price is now broken down so that you can construct your own package.

Tournoi package 3nts £152.00
Train Bud Pecs Bud £20.00 (allow in the region of)
Extra nt B&B Pecs £15.00
Extra nt B&B Bud £28.00
Airport T/F to BUD station £12.00 (allow in the region of)
Flight £[?] (Whatever rate you get it at!)

Other Information

Durations of all matches are 20 min. Each team will play 5 matches.

The rules of the Tournoi are being drafted by Varga Zoltán. They intend to consider all of the proposals provided.

The local bus station is situated near the hotel, so you can reach all of the places of interests.

The football field is close to railway station, so you can go there on local buses too.

The lunch will be served in the sports centre.

Majority of rooms will have 3/4 beds.

Additional Sightseeing Options are:

(1) Guided sight-seeing tour in Pécs

(2) The world-famous spa in Harkány is located 25 km far from Pécs. You can reach it by bus (circa 30 mins; fare is about 3 EUR, the spa costs 8-10 EURs plus other sevices).
It’s e-mail address : http://www.harkanyfurdo.hu/en/index.html;

(3) Visit to a wine-cellar in the mountains.

Anyone interested in the above additional tours should let Bryan know so that he can arrange for the Hungarian's to organise it in advance.

Additional travel information

Transfer from Budapest airport to Déli Pu train station, where the train to Pécs departs, it is proposed that you to use the minibuse's from the airport. The buses are available at the airport, but you can ordrer it by e-mail or telephone. Their address is: http://www.bud.hu/index.nfo?tPath=/kozlekedes&prk=857394701

On Thursday 1st June it is hoped that MÁV (Hungarian railways) can agree for the Hungarian's request for 2-3 private carriages, so that everyone can travel together from Budapest. It would be the train which departs at 14.40 from Déli pu. Some buses will wait for that train in Pécs to transfer us to the hotel.

Most international trains arrive to the Budapest Keleti Pu from there you can get the subway line number 2 (bleu) – to the Déli Pu. (The train to Pécs departs from here). The timetable is at http://www.elvira.hu/

There is a direct train from Vienna to Pécs: http://reiseauskunft.bahn.de/bin/query.exe/en?ld=212.19&seqnr=1&ident=ns.0787543.1142182627&OK#focus

You can get information about the accomodation in many languages at: http://www.budapest-hotel.hu/

Please advise Bryan if you are a vegetarian so that he can inform the Hungarian's in advance.

Information About Pecs
If there was ever a uranium mining town worth visiting, PÉCS (pronounced "Paych") is it. Tiled rooftops climb the vine-laden slopes of the Mecsek Hills, and the nearby mines of Újmecsekalja (aka "Uranium City") haven't contaminated Pécs' reputation for art and culture. As Transdanubia's leading centre of education, its population of 150,000 includes a high proportion of students, giving Pécs a youthful profile. The city boasts some fine examples of Islamic architecture, several wonderful museums and galleries, and the biggest market in western Hungary. It is also a base for exploring Siklós, Szigetvár and Mohács, further south, and the Mecsek Hills above the city.


(Pecs, Hungary)

Settlements existed here in prehistoric times, but the city's history really began with Sopianae, a Celtic town developed by the Romans and later raised to be the capital of the new province of Pannonia Valeria. Made an epicospal see by King Stephen, the town - known as Quinqua Ecclesiae or Fünfkirchen (Five Churches) - became a university centre in the Middle Ages.

Under Turkish occupation (1543-1686) its character changed radically, and its Magyar/German population was replaced by Turks and their Balkan subjects. Devastated during its "liberation", the city slowly recovered thanks to local viticulture and the discovery of coal in the mid-eighteenth century. While the coalmines now face closure due to bankruptcy, Pécs's uranium mines - dating from the early 1950s are still going strong.

Information About Budapest
That Budapest - one of the most beautiful cities in the world – has developed where it is, is not down to some historical accident. Take a look at Gellért Hill, right next to the River Danube as it flows majestically through the centre of the modern city. It was precisely the combination of the relative ease of crossing the River here and the natural protection the hill offered against invasion that decided the earliest settlers it was the ideal place to build a town. The Eravisci, a tribe of highly cultured Celts, had already settled at Gellért Hill in the third and fourth centuries B.C. They worked with iron, decorated their earthenware pots and even minted their own coins. Later, the Romans built a settlement at today’s Óbuda. They called it Aquincum and it was an important station along the limes which ran alongside the River Danube.

The advantages of settling here were equally obvious at the time of the Magyar Conquest. The new settlers built a centre on both sides of the River. Interestingly, both parts came collectively to be known as Pest. Some researchers say that the word is of Slavic origin, meaning stove or kiln, and refers to the natural warm springs found on and near Gellért Hill. The Royal Charter dating from 1232 appears to back this up.

The name Buda came somewhat later, during the reign of King Béla IV. When Hungary was invaded and devastated by the Mongols (1241-1242), King Béla ordered new castles and fortresses to be built all around the country. He provided a good example, for he built the first Royal Palace in Buda on what from that time on become known as Castle Hill. It was also he who, in a gold-sealed letter of 1244, conferred privileges on the towns that enabled them to develop agriculture and trade. Buda became the royal seat around the turn of the fifteenth century under the rule of Sigismund of Luxembourg, and the Royal Palace grew ever larger until its zenith was reached under King Matthias (ruled 1458-1490). Pest also prospered at this time, and Matthias raised it to equal rank with Buda. In between the two, contemporary records show that Margaret Island was home not only to several monasteries but also to a castle built by the crusaders.

Following the dire Hungarian defeat at the Battle of Mohács (1526) the Turks sacked and burned Buda. Pest and Óbuda, too, suffered dreadfully as a result of the century-and-a-half of Turkish rule that followed. The Turks did, however, build baths fed by the hot springs. Their cupolas appear on contemporary engravings, and of course some of them are still extant today – the most visible legacy of that period.

Buda was freed from Turkish rule on 2nd September, 1686, and so began the next period of development. Many places outside the capital gained the right to hold markets, and there were social developments as well. A printing press was established in Buda by 1724, and in 1777 Empress Maria Theresa had the country’s only scientific university moved here from Nagyszombat (today Trnava in Slovakia), bringing with it an influx of learned tutors and youthful students. Emperor Joseph II later switched it from Buda to Pest, a move which promoted a big growth in Hungarian-language literature and in due course theatre, because up until that time the dominant language of culture in Buda had been German. The Hungarian Academy of Sciences, the Kisfaludy Társaság, and the National Theatre together played a pivotal rôle in the social development of the city. This was also the age when newspapers started, among them the ground-breaking Pesti Hírlap founded by Lajos Kossuth.

The next challenge was the building of the first permanent bridge over the River Danube – the Chain Bridge, today still the most recognizable symbol of the city – and the logical conclusion of that was the legislative unification in 1873 of Buda, Pest and Óbuda into one city – Budapest. A Council of Public Works was formed, whose direction determined both the future shape and the enduring beauty of the city. The great boulevards were laid down – most notably Andrássy út and the körútak or ring roads – and the transformation of Budapest into a modern world class city truly began. There was an even greater impetus at the end of the nineteenth century as Hungary celebrated the millenary anniversary of the Magyar Conquest. The first continental Underground railway was built, the streets were paved, street lighting was introduced, the waterworks at Káposztásmegyer was constructed (it is still in operation today), and a public sewerage system was developed. The first trams appeared.

The political Compromise between Hungary and Austria in 1867 led to the beginning of the industrialization of Budapest. Agricultural industries, milling and food industries all moved into the capital, and engineering industries grew. The railways were built, and, as with the major roads, they all radiate out from Budapest. Budapest itself did not suffer particularly in the First World War, so after a brief halt, the process of development resumed.

As the city continued to grow, neighbouring suburbs were absorbed into four new administrative districts. The Second World War, however, had a catastrophic effect. Apart from the horrifying cost in terms of human casualties, the architectural splendour of the city was brought to ruin. Every one of the bridges over the River Danube, for example, was blown up by the retreating Germans. These the authorities managed to replace within four years, as work to rebuild the city progressed apace.

There was a further administrative enlargement in 1950 when more neighbouring towns were absorbed; the city now comprised 22 districts (more recently this has become 23, as boundaries have been redrawn). The city’s buildings and transport network suffered afresh in the 1956 Uprising, but were again repaired. Large-scale building of blocks of flats took place in the 1960’s, followed by construction of two new Underground lines. The Lágymányosi Bridge, the new National Theatre and the National Concert Hall have all appeared since the fall of Communism. There are many further developments planned, including a fourth Underground line.
A. Hajós.

The capital city of Hungary, Budapest, was created out of the unification of the separate historic towns of Buda, Pest and Óbuda in 1873. Whilst the area had been inhabited from early times, it was from this date that the city’s expansion into a world capital really began. Budapest is bisected by the River Danube, with the city as much a natural geographical centre as it is the country’s transport hub. Covering an area of two hundred square miles and divided into 23 administrative districts, it is home today to a population of 1.8 million people.

Flowing north to south through the centre of the city is the mighty River Danube. Buda and Óbuda, comprising roughly a third of the total, are situated mainly in the hills to the west, with commercial Pest on the plains to the east. There are three islands – Óbuda Island, Margaret Island and Csepel Island – and nine bridges, two of which carry railway lines

Budapest possesses a rich and fascinating history as well as a vibrant cultural heritage. Recognizing the unique value of its traditions it has managed to maintain its magic and charm, and is rightly known as the Queen of the Danube. It has also been called the City of Spas, as there are a dozen thermal baths complexes served by over a hundred natural thermal springs.

Current Exchange Rate: 1 Great British Pound = 380.56 Hungary Forint (As at 11.04.06)

So basically we are saying it will be cheap, cheap, cheap once you get there!

Information provided by Dale Mellor & Bryan Furlong. For general enquiries you can contact Dale on dalemellor1@hotmail.com.

Sunday, February 12, 2006

Match Report - Loko v Celtic

Sunday 12th February 2006
Barnesalona League

Lokomotiv Londres FC 0 v Celtic 4

The unbeaten league run had really started to weigh heavily round the necks of the Loko players going into Sunday’s game, and they duly threw off the yoke with a flourish and a shout for freedom. The rain had transformed pitch one into a ridiculous bog; direct football was on the cards for Loko’s first clash with Celtic since last season. The Irish had been on an even longer unbeaten run which saw them go top, a run that had been brought to an abrupt halt the previous week by a rampant 10-man SW6 - the team nominally in Loko’s sights in 4th place. The railwayticketofficemen, fresh from their heroic victory over WKK, should have scented blood. Instead a weakened eleven “scented” a tidy thrashing.

Loko lined up with several key players missing; in fact, for the second time this season, there were only eleven diehards facing the elements. Ismail played keeper with Ivan at left back and Paul in the centre. In the absence of both Pete and Dale, Rohan moved into the centre to reprise the ’02 vintage centre-half pairing. Paul Kelly dropped to right back to complete the defence. Doug and Jules linked up in the engine room. Adrian prepared to unleash hell down the right wing and Ali settled into his blocks on the left like an Olympic sprint star. Up front Roger Barnes-Barrington led the line with Christophe in orbit around him. With Bryan also absent there wasn’t a soul to cheer on the lads! This must surely account for at least 3 of the Celtic goals.

The match was played in a good spirit, though the football was of an unremarkable quality. Loko started slowly but not at the customary snail’s pace. A good effort from the cobbled together back four restricted Celtic to a few long-range efforts. Unfortunately this didn’t stop them from scoring. After 20 minutes big Eddie muscled his way into a bit of space thirty yards out. Just as the Loko net closed on him he pinged it into the top corner. There was nothing ‘smail could have done. The second was a bit more embarrassing, though, as a shot from twenty-five yards went straight at the keeper but the atrocious muddy conditions and threadbare gloves conspired to smuggle the ball through his hands and into the net.

The best bit of the match came on the half-hour mark; Paul was penalized (somewhat harshly) for holding a Celtic bhoy as they tussled to get under a high ball into the box. The referee saw fit to award a spot kick – but where was the spot? Lost in a giant pool of mud was the answer, and the ref and Eddie spent about five minutes trying to guess where to place the ball. When the Celtic hit man eventually ran up and struck the visible portion of the ball a huge spray of murky water briefly obscured the action from view. The wave subsided just in time for the ball to be seen landing over by the changing rooms – the score remained at 2-0.

But not for long. Just before half time Celtic scored a third and more or less sealed the points. A long ball was sent over down the Loko left and the man chased (strong shout for offside) the ball and brought it under control (strong shout for handball) before squaring it to the unmarked attacker on the penalty spot who sent it neatly into the bottom right of the goal. Loko went into the break 3-0 down but feeling slightly hard done by.

Half-time Loko 0 v Celtic 3

At half time Jules simply encouraged the players to get back out and enjoy their football; there was no real pressure to get a result after the draws with Barnes and Hendrix had put paid to any hope of getting in the mix for the title. With nobody on the bench all he could do was reshuffle the pack a bit; Dougie switched to the right and Adrian moved into the centre. A round of half time oranges refreshed the players, a lot of whom hadn’t seen fruit in some time.

Loko tightened their belts in the second period; the pitch had dried out slightly and a light breeze and downhill slope aided the players as they tried to battle back into the match. Adrian and Paul Kelly in particular put in plenty of tackles as the team closed Celtic down. A series of attacks gifted the boys a series of corners, none of which seemed remotely dangerous. Loko’s creative outlet, Roger B-B, ran purposefully into the channels but for once the opposition seemed to have enough pace at the back to force him wide.

Mid-way through the second half Celtic sealed the deal with their fourth goal. The winger beat Rohan to the ball on the by-line and crossed low into the area. The Celtic attackers were allowed to pass the ball around a hopelessly static Loko defence and into the net.

Loko’s best chance of a consolation came towards the end. Roger powered down the channel again and sent a looping cross over towards Chris at the far post; unfortunately it fell unkindly for our boy and he didn’t know whether to kick it or head it, and ended up just colliding with it and watching as it dribbled out of play.

Celtic had two further efforts ruled out for offside, both of which were pretty dubious in this reporter’s eyes. The second of these proved to be the last action of the game. The handshakes seemed to be very enthusiastic and, despite the pitch and score line, it had been a very enjoyable game to play in. As a further silver cloud, the news came through that Barnes had lost 9-0 to Munchen and SW6 had been held to a 4-4 draw by rapidly improving Said, meaning that the defeat changed little in terms of our league position relative to the teams around us. Good show! This week: our game in hand against Madras. Hot Stuff!

Final Score Loko 0 v Celtic 4

Manager Julian Milne's comments:

"A poor result and the score line was a fair reflection of Celtic's dominance. I am not going to have a go at any of the players though because we had 11 guys out there who had turned up to play for Loko and without them we wouldn't have had a team.

That is Sunday league football. One week you are thinking about who can play where and what the other teams' weaknesses are, and the next you just want to get 11 people on a pitch.

It was wet, it was muddy, it was miserable, and with so many missing players it was just a question of getting a team out to play and taking it from there. An improved second half performance lent the score line a more lenient air than it had threatened to be at half time.

Man of the match: Rohan (Pictured)"

Team Line Up
1. Ismail
2. Paul K
3. Ivan
4. Rohan
5. Paul D (c)
6. Doug
7. Adrian
8. Julian
9. Roger
10. Christophe
11. Alistair

Match Report provided by Rohan Tesh.

Saturday, February 11, 2006

Player Profile: Ivan Rahal

Bald Eagle 
Position: Def CL


Q. What scared you most as a child?
A. White curtains in my bedroom which after a heavy evening meal would end up looking like a ghost in the middle of the night and I would end up running to my mum for comfort

Q. Who did you support as a child and who were you favourite players?
A. Dominique Rocheteau, the so-called “green angel” winger on the famous St Etienne team back in the 80’s: I would often imagine I was him with his big hair and fast turn of pace, ha ha

Q. What's the funniest thing that has happened to you during a match?
A. Finding that the opposing North London Sunday League team were not too happy about losing to my then team and grabbing logs and chasing some of our players after the game intent on killing them. Not so funny at the time if I may add…

Q. What's the worst thing anyone has ever done or said to you?
A. When I was a child my mum used to say that I was the most beautiful boy in the world. Then I went on holidays to Italy when I was 18 and as I was sitting around a table at a café with my new Italian friends, this girl turned to me and said: “Ma, Ivano you arrr uglee!”. For a while couldn’t decide whether my mum needed a pair of glasses or whether that girl was simply playing hard to get.

Q. What makes you laugh and why?
A. Ali G, Mr Bean and the Lokomotiv legend Nigel Rose (Loko old timers will know why).

Q. What talent do you wish you had?
A. Paying my bills on time and avoiding fines.

Q. What is your best physical feature?
A. My hairy legs – great for the animal lurking inside some women - but a pain in the arse when recovering from my many knee operations when the hair grows back and I start itching!

Q. What do you most dislike about your physical appearance?
A. My bald shiny head and the lights reflecting off it - especially when trying to act cool in a night club.

Q. How do you think other people see you?
A. Bald-headed, easy-going, kind-hearted giant.

Q. And how do you see yourself?
A. Somebody who can’t get out of bed in the morning – except for football or ski-ing!

Q. What do you consider your biggest attribute as a player?
A. My head (use of the hard surface on it, not what’s inside it) plus my positional sense.

Q. What is your favourite way of relaxing?
A. On a football pitch, alternatively eating bagels....!

Q. Who do you knock around with from Loko and why?
A. Nobody in particular but on tournament trips me and the old timers Brian and Ismael like to reminisce about our younger days…

Sunday, February 05, 2006

Match Report - West Ken Kings v Loko

Sunday 5th February 2006
Barnesalona League

West Ken Kings 1 v Lokomotiv Londres FC 2

Loko got straight back into the saddle this Sunday against a WKK side that had emptied all six goals from the barrel to derail Loko’s already creaky cup campaign only seven days previously. Believe it or not, there is still a mathematical chance of qualification from the group and into the semi finals of the James Rettie Cup. Maybe we shouldn’t have condemned our chances as early back as last December…( Rangers qualified from their Champions League group having won just 1 game out of six…). [Editor - No longer any mathematical chance as Barnes were awarded a 2-0 win against Auckland that we did not know about. The table has been updated.]

Anyhow, all eyes were on the league table this time as WKK tried to maintain their title push. Nobody was surprised that the Chairman had failed to ward off bids for Steve Whitely during the transfer window after last weeks performance. An 11th hour deal was struck with the producers of Grease and it was up to Ismail to take up between the sticks. As usual the midfield was re-shuffled with Ali taking up on the left wing, Dale and Jules in the middle and Nick on the right berth. The back four lined up as usual. Henry and Bergkamp led the line up front.

A minute’s silence was held in memory of James Rettie (Cedric’s brother) who established the league and tragically passed away three years ago. For more information on James please visit the Barnesalona website: http://www.barnesalonafc.co.uk/

The match started well enough with both teams closing each other down and few clear cut chances created. Loko were applying themselves in the crucial areas and denying the Royals any time on the ball, ensuring they didn’t conceded the soft goals that had punctuated their last performance. The Kensington lads seemed not to be forcing the issue, presumably (and who could blame them?) waiting for goals to come at last weeks leisurely pace.

The crucial moment then arrived as the railwaymen’s increasing confidence was given wings by Henry’s turn of pace and calm finish. A lead and something to build on. Crucially, Loko made it to half time ahead and with renewed self belief. The manager focused on the need to keep attacking the opposition and not play too deep. Questions would be asked of the team in the second half and it was simply a matter of weathering the backlash.

Half Time West Ken Kings 0 v Loko 1

The Royals’ goal came from a move down the right. A ball in behind the defence should have been cleared by Julian, but as he attempted to shepherd it out for a goal kick, a WKK player got
a foot to the ball and swung it past an understandably static loko back line. The ball sailed though to the far post and was tapped in from just a few yards out by the gleeful striker. The equaliser was a blow for the team but did not signal a late charge from the title contenders.

Instead it was Loko who re-doubled their efforts. Peter and Paul were at their imperious best in defence and Adrian was finding space down the right hand side. But it was Dugald, in his now favoured left back position, who launched a long ball behind the WKK back four and as Henry bore down on goal, every one, including all the King’s men, knew what was on the cards. An anguished cry of ‘Oh no, goal!’ emanated from one of the midfielders before Henry had even dispatched his clinical finish.

WKK had a couple of long range efforts, one flying just over and the other adroitly parried away by Ismail in goal. Other than that a few half chances failed to blossom and the only difference between the teams was that cutting edge up front. Henry’s two well taken goals and ability to hold up the ball in attack swinging the game Loko’s way.

The final whistle went and the Loko players celebrated as if they had won the league. High fives were bandied about as if they had gone out of fashion and sweaty man hugs were the order of the day. The final scoreline of 2-1 reflected well on both teams, as it was not the case that missed chances kept the score within ‘professional boundaries’.

Final Score West Ken Kings 1 v Loko 2

Manager Julian Milne's comments:

"Having lost to WKK every time we have played them since joining the league in 2004, a victory was obviously a result that carried a lot of weight and it was evident from the reaction of the players what it meant to them. It is testament to the performances of WKK over that period that we jumped up in delight at the final whistle as if we had won the cup.

Part of the satisfaction can be attributed to the turnaround from the 6-1 drubbing we received the previous week. The two conflicting results are a great example of how important it is to do the basic things right and how far that can get you.

Any team in this league can win if they apply themselves and the technical performance of a team will always be in part determined by work ethic and determination. Today's performance was outstanding and everyone played to their potential, as did the team.

The score line obviously implies a solid defence but it is worth emphasising how good it was today. The whole team worked hard and Roger's quality up front was complemented by his willingness to run at defenders and hold the ball up well.

Simply a great result and evidence that the team can produce performances of a very high standard. The challenge now is to maintain that standard and keep looking at areas in which we can improve.

Man of the match: Roger (Pictured)"

Team Line Up
1. Ismail
2. Rohan
3. Ivan
4. Pete
5. Paul D (c)
6. Julian
7. Nick
8. Dale
9. James
10. Roger
11. Alistair
12. Doug (Replaced Ivan 45th Minute)
13. Adrian (Replaced Nick 45th Minute)

Goals:
Roger (2)
30th Minute - A tackle in midfield by Dale sent the ball through for Roger to run onto and slot past the keeper.
75th Minute - A long ball by Doug allowed Roger to chase and place past the keepers diving left hand.

Match Report provided by Julian Milne.

Friday, February 03, 2006

Player Profile: Rohan Tesh

Name: Rohan Tesh
Age: 26
Position: Def RC (Assistant Manager)


Q: What scared you most as a child?
A: Abdel.

Q: Who did you support as a child and who were your favourite players?
A: I pretended to like Chelsea and the only players I knew were Gordon Durie and Kerry Dixon. Then in '87 I switched to the Dons.

Q: What's the funniest thing that has happened to you during a match?
A: Any time Russell or Abdel played.

Q: What's the worst thing anyone has ever said or done to you?
A: I've lived a life of hardship, but I suppose the most galling moment was when Alex Ferguson told me that I had no future at Old Trafford.

Q: What makes you laugh and why?
A: Loko - its a madhouse.

Q: What talent do you wish you had?
A: I'd like to be able to tear a defence to shreds like Kevin Lisbie.

Q: What is your best physical feature?
A: I can't see how I could get by without my central nervous system - it's in reasonable nick.

Q: What do you most dislike about your physical appearance?
A: I'm disappointed to have lost my flaming aura - now I look like a mere mortal.

Q: How do you think other people see you?
A: Bad on the ball.

Q: And how do you see yourself?
A: I see myself as a skillful champ.

Q: What do you consider your biggest attribute as a player?
A: I'm a sureshot in the box; "Tesh....one-nil!"

Q: What is your favourite way of relaxing?
A: I like to do the horseman's stance. At home, at work, on the town, its always a winner.

Q: Who do you knock around with from Loko and why?
A: Jules is a friend from college; I see Ali sometimes at his house and Adrian at QPR games. I sometimes see Ramin but he won't stop talking about Adrian.

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

February Fixtures 2006

Sunday 5th February 2006
Barnesalona League
Pitch 2
West Ken Kings v Lokomotiv Londres FC

Result: Won 2-1

Sunday 12th February 2006
Barnesalona League
Pitch 1
Lokomotiv Londres FC v Celtic

Result: Lost 4-0

Sunday 19th February 2006
Barnesalona League
Pitch 2
Madras v Lokomotiv Londres FC

Result: Won 4-2

Sunday 26th February 2006
Barnesalona League
Pitch 1
Lokomotiv Londres FC v West Ken Kings

Result: Lost 2-0