Player Profile: Rohan Tesh

Name: Rohan Tesh
Age: 26
Position: Def RC (Assistant Manager)


Q: What scared you most as a child?
A: Abdel.

Q: Who did you support as a child and who were your favourite players?
A: I pretended to like Chelsea and the only players I knew were Gordon Durie and Kerry Dixon. Then in '87 I switched to the Dons.

Q: What's the funniest thing that has happened to you during a match?
A: Any time Russell or Abdel played.

Q: What's the worst thing anyone has ever said or done to you?
A: I've lived a life of hardship, but I suppose the most galling moment was when Alex Ferguson told me that I had no future at Old Trafford.

Q: What makes you laugh and why?
A: Loko - its a madhouse.

Q: What talent do you wish you had?
A: I'd like to be able to tear a defence to shreds like Kevin Lisbie.

Q: What is your best physical feature?
A: I can't see how I could get by without my central nervous system - it's in reasonable nick.

Q: What do you most dislike about your physical appearance?
A: I'm disappointed to have lost my flaming aura - now I look like a mere mortal.

Q: How do you think other people see you?
A: Bad on the ball.

Q: And how do you see yourself?
A: I see myself as a skillful champ.

Q: What do you consider your biggest attribute as a player?
A: I'm a sureshot in the box; "Tesh....one-nil!"

Q: What is your favourite way of relaxing?
A: I like to do the horseman's stance. At home, at work, on the town, its always a winner.

Q: Who do you knock around with from Loko and why?
A: Jules is a friend from college; I see Ali sometimes at his house and Adrian at QPR games. I sometimes see Ramin but he won't stop talking about Adrian.