Age: 43
Position: Att Mid RCL / Att RCL
Q. What scared you most as a child?
A. Walking on railway bridges when a train was passing.
Q. Who did you support as a child and who were you favourite players?
A. Leeds and I must still be a child to be supporting them. Favourite players were Duncan MacKensie and TonyYeobah.
Q. What's the funniest thing that has happened to you during a match?
A. Got chased by 2 dogs (4 legged ) playing on Clapham Common.
Q. What's the worst thing anyone has ever done or said to you?
A. Paul Kelly phoned me.
Q. What makes you laugh and why?
A. The Twins Nigel Rose and Paul Kelly playing football, watch 'em and see.
Q. What talent do you wish you had?
A. ANY!
Q. What is your best physical feature?
A. My belly because I can hide lots of beer and food in it.
Q. What do you most dislike about your physical apperance?
A. My belly because there's not enough room for as much beer and food i'd like to hide!!!
Q. How do you think other people see you?
A. Men through green eyes, lady, women and girls like to see me lying next to them in bed.
Q. And how do you see yourself?
A. I make an appointment like everybody else has to.
Q. What do you consider your biggest attribute as a player?
A. Apart from my belly which strikers can't get round, my mouth winding up players from both sides.
Q. What is your favourite way of relaxing?
A. Exercising my eyes in the sauna and steam room at my local gym.
Q. Who do you knock around with from Loko and why?
A. Steve 'THE SAINT' Martin, because I work with the disabled I see it as overtime. Used to hang with Paul Kelly but he got himself a lady woman and some girls and now no one sees him anymore, 3 women's enough to keep any man busy.
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