Age: 23
Position: Att Mid RCL / Att RCL
Q. What scared you most as a child?
A. Heights.
Q. Who did you support as a child and who were your favourite players?
A. West Ham - Ian Bishop, Trevor Morley, Leroy Rosenior,Tony Cottee and Frank McCavenie.
Q. What's the funniest thing that has happened to you during a match?
A. One off my boots fell apart completely as in the sole just ripped off and I had no spares so kept on playing for 15 minutes!!!!
Q. What's the worst thing anyone has ever done or said to you?
A. Been stitched up with some horrific girls in the past (cheers lads!).
Q. What makes you laugh and why?
A. Sarcasm and old crappy jokes (always the best).
Q. What talent do you wish you had?
A. I wish I could breakdance, can you imagine.
Q. What is your best physical feature?
A. I'll let you decide... ...Answers on a postcard please.
Q. What do you most dislike about your physical apperance?
A. Bit skinny and leightweight sometimes (no-ones perfect).
Q. How do you think other people see you?
A. As a barmy nutter who's got something wrong with him.
Q. And how do you see yourself?
A. As a barmy nutter who's got something wrong with him.
Q. What do you consider your biggest attribute as a player?
A. Well I know it's not:- ball control, skill, vision, stamener, strength or goal scoring, so it doesn't leave much does it - making the tea?
Q. What is your favourite way of relaxing?
A. Watching play-off final West Ham v. Preston in 2005, Bobby Z's goal over 'n' over while entertaining a female from somewhere in Essex.
Q. Who do you knock around with from Loko and why?
A. Anyone who's up for a bit of banter and so long as they don't follow Sheff Utd (love ya really mate).
Picture: Stefan in Hungary trying to win his bet that it is possible to swallow a girls head in one swift move!
