Age: 27
Position: Def RC
Q. What scared you most as a child?
A. Texas Pete off of Superted.
Q. Who did you support as a child and who were you favourite players?
A. The mighty Arse - Mickey Thomas, 1989 season. Since then big Tony Adams. Not only do I model my own play on his but love the fact that now, when he wants a booze or a flutter he plays piano...
Q.What's the funniest thing that has happened to you during a match?
A. I scored a goal.
Q. What's the worst thing anyone has ever done or said to you?
A. Dave saying that my Tournoi goal wouldn't have gone in without the deflection.
Q. What makes you laugh and why?
A. Kavanagh's legs. No explanation needed.
Q. What talent do you wish you had?
A. I dream of being a singer but can't sing.
Q. What is your best physical feature?
A. Soles of my feet.
Q. What do you most dislike about your physical apperance?
A. Inability to grow facial hair.
Q. How do you think other people see you?
A. Unfortunately they tell me fairly regularly and it ain't pretty.
Q. And how do you see yourself?
A. The same.
Q. What do you consider your biggest attribute as a player?
A. Speed/Size combo. Those nippy little b*stard strikers always assume they are gonna accelerate away from me. What do they say about assumptions???
Q. What is your favourite way of relaxing?
A. Crack pipe.
Q. Who do you knock around with from Loko and why?
A. Kavanagh - he lends me money and has a big TV.
