Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Player Profile: Alistair Milne

Name: Alistair Milne
Age: 31
Position: Def CL



Q. What scared you most as a child?
A. Homework, something that continued into adulthood.

Q. Who did you support as a child and who were you favourite players?
A. QPR - Alan McDonald especially his great duels with Mark Hughes, and 'Sir'Les Ferdinand. Other Players that stand out were Roy Wegerly, Ray Wilkins, Clive Wilson, Mark Falco and Paul Parker.

Q. What's the funniest thing that has happened to you during a match?
A. Being sick by the side of the pitch due to some dodgy alcohol the night before (that's my story and I'm sticking to it), coming back on and being asked if I'd hurt my knee!

Q. What is the worst thing anyone has ever said or done to you?
A. On the pitch, had the ball smashed into the tenderest area on a man's body, bent over in agony and got shouted at for not tracking back - harsh!

Q. What talent do you wish you had?
A. I would like to be able to play a musical instrument, anyone who dances near me would most likely recommend some dance classes.

Q. What is your best physical feature?
A. My overgrown toe-nails.

Q. What do you most dislike about your physical apperance?
A. My overgrown toe-nails.

Q. How do you think other people see you?
A. Easy going.

Q. And how do you see yourself?
A. In the mirror, occasionally in a lake if the water is calm enough.

Q. What do you consider your biggest attribute as a player?
A. I like to think I read the game well, and am reasonable on the ball for a defender.

Q. What is your favourite way of relaxing?
A. I've recently bought a house with my girfriend and am starting to get into my gardening - how old am I?

Q. Who do you knock around with from Loko and why?
A. I've know Nick for over 20 years from school, and occasionally see Paul the old manager. Julian is my brother so needless to say I see him a fair bit. I also meet up with Adrian to watch his smooth moves with the ladies, and see him at QPR matches where Rohan also puts in the odd appearance.